Ross' new rhyming slang - Wayne Rooney = prunes

In my new rhyming slang, Wayne Rooney is rhyming slang for prunes, hence the expression "Wayne Rooney don't half give me the two bob bits".

So how, I hear you ask?

Simple.

Wayne Rooney = Looney (tunes) = prunes.

I do not know if Wayne Rooney likes a dried up old prune.